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 OPEC should raise daily output of oil producing state in order to sustain the gap created by the crisis in Europe...my country is in advantage at list our currency and foreign reserve is growing from strength to strength in the past 2 weeks. We are all going to have to take that on the chin. It's nothing to what Ukraine is suffering, and if it brings about the end of the iron curtain and freedom for all of Russia, it's a price well worth paying. Meanwhile the Tory government wont temporary scrap the VAT on energy bills like in other countries, & give themselves a £2,200 payrise! As-always it’s one rule for them and one rule for us, why aren’t the general public not demonstrating? If only we had ready/plentiful supplies just to the west of Shetland. Oh we do, but the greens don't want to disturb it, they would rather we buy it from Russia to maintain our 'green' credentials! 

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